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The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. -- Thomas Fuller
Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide. -- Terry Pratchett (Good Omens)
The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic. -- James Thurber
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers. -- Leonard Brandwein.
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. -- Henry Kissinger (1923-)