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We only acknowledge small faults in order to make it appear that we are free from great ones. -- La Rochefoucauld
Don't try to teach a pig to sing, it can't be done and it only ticks off the pig. -- Robert Heinlein
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife. -- unknown
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole. -- Bill Wulf