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Parkinson's Law: Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
If you want a girlfriend, avoid working in the computer games industry like the plague. If you work seven days a week, 15 hours a day for almost two years, with barely enough time for a pint, you have no time whatsoever for relationships. Plus computer-games makers are regarded as being about as hip and cool as abattoir workers. -- Toby Gard, creator of Lara Croft.
The road to wisdom? Well its plain and simple to express: Err and err and err again, but less and less and less. -- Piet Hein
You don't elect politicians to commit crimes; you elect politicians to make your crimes legal. -- Matt Taibbi
The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring. -- F. H. Bradley