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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? -- Steven Wright
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Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it. -- Noam Chomsky
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. -- Bill Hirst
The gods too are fond of a joke. -- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)