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The process of preparing programs for a digital computer is especially attractive, not only because it can be economically and scientifically rewarding, but also because it can be an aesthetic experience much like composing poetry or music. -- Donald Knuth
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. -- Isaac Asimov.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. -- Woody Allen
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. -- Perelman