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Marge: Now, I know you haven't liked some of my past suggestions, like switching to the metric system -- Abe: The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it. -- The Simpsons episode A Star is Burns
There is not now, nor has there ever been, nor will there ever be, any programming language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad code. -- Flon's Law
I had a lover's quarrel with the world. -- Robert Frost
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap. -- Kurt Vonnegut
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)