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Parkinson's Law: Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. -- Henry David Thoreau
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe.
The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in 'Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?' -- Bette Davis