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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? -- Paul Merton
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass. --- Unknown
Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies. -- from the movie Outside Providence
Wit is educated insolence. -- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. -- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair