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Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales. -- Aleister Crowley
Never explain, your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. -- Elbert Hubbard
One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know. -- Groucho Marx
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer (1805-80)
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)