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You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it. -- Malcolm X
If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad. -- Aleister Crowley
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams.