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Goebel's Theorem Of Software Schedules: Always multiply a software schedule by pi. This is because you think you're going in a straight line but always end up going full circle.
When you start off by telling those who disagree with you that they are not merely in error but in sin, how much of a dialogue do you expect ? -- Thomas Sowell
There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. -- Terry Pratchett
The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. -- Fidel Castro
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. -- Paul Erdos