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History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. -- Ambrose Bierce
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity; another man's, I mean. -- Mark Twain
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. -- Evita Peron
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. -- Dennis Ritchie.